What I Do

Test post from phone

now i officially will never get anything done

An Open Letter to the MLB All-Star Game

Dear All-Star Game,

It is midnight, I want to watch a movie, but feel committed to your inevitable (and eventual?) end because I was here for the beginning.  I really want to watch a movie.  A good movie that I’ve been wanting to see.  It’s called Sanjuro.

I’m pretty sure the film will be more entertaining than a four hour exhibition baseball game, but as I said before; I am hanging onto you whether I like it or not.  Now I am even questioning my use of semicolons. See what you do to me.

Here’s the deal.  You end in the next five minutes.  A home run.  Sacrifice fly.  Anything, please.  In return I will….see that was a pop up for the third out.  Clearly you just hate me.  And America.  We need sleep.

I don’t even know what to say to you right now.  I have to go.

Beyun